December 2011
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dudestronaut:
Evolution really fucked chickens over.
“Hey chickens, here’s the deal: you’ll have wings, but you can’t fly; you’ll have talons, but nothing large enough to kill a rat or anything; you’ll be really fucking delicious and palatable, but have no serious defense against larger predators. Have fun!”
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Κύριε Ἰησοῦ Χριστέ, Υἱὲ τοῦ Θεοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν...
that’s the jesus prayer. don’t know it?
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
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This really just happened.
Random Girl In Line: Hey, you kinda remind me of that one guy from the Hangover.
Me: Bradly Cooper?
Random Girl In Line: Yeah! But better looking and you seem more manly them him.
Me: Yeah, people tell me I'm better looking and more manly than Bradly Cooper all the time.
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So.....
maybe i’m late….
“What do we say to the God of Death?”
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dudestronaut:
Twist ending: Beyoncé’s baby looks like Kanye.
Champs Bowl
m4ddy:
theycallmemiketaylor:
Also known as “FSU Freshmen Orientation”
A clusterfuck with way too many freshmen.
BUT… at least we’re close(er) now!
evilteabagger:
libertarians:
redandgreennakedbutt:
Let’s just all agree that Ron Paul is from the 1800s both ideologically and probably physically too by the looks of it
Is Obama’s record of violence somehow “modern” to you? Let’s see:
1. He rails against WikiLeaks’ exposition of war crimes.
2. He sells guns to Mexican drugs cartels while simultaneously breaching state law by enforcing...
“We’re Arctic Monkeys and this is I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor. Don’t...”
– Alex Turner (via fuckyeahmatthewhelders)
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things...”
– H.L. Mencken (via laliberty)
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“hathaways mouth can take in a frikin horse dick (sideways)
fugly bitch”
– J911 on thepiratebay.com.
love and other drugs was the movie lol
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joseph-bradfield:
Merriweather Post Pavilion is such a great album
“I stay violent y’all go the peace route. You got a mouth like Kanye I’ll knock...”
– -Royce da 5’9”, “Above The Law” (via pantherpayaso)
These weak rappers wanna set us up, they never toughThey ask me for a hook, I tell ‘em left to right, head or gut
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So.....
she’s pretty amazing.
Good relationships don't just happen. They take...
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nikkodelaghetto:
When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.
funniest10k:
Like a ninja.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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So.....
you prolly can’t tell from where you are but in real life, i get very upset at the smallest little things.
if you’re going to fall in love with me, you should know that.
A conversation that normally always happens when I...
Them: Freedom isn't free.
Me: Neither is war
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Reporter: George, what do you miss most about John Lennon?
George Harrison: John Lennon.
