Bars. Hope I don’t go to jail
Pokemayan commissions are officially open!
If you guys digged my pokemayans from a while ago, consider commissioning me, I’m in a dire financial situation right now, and desperately need some money for living, and also to put aside some cash to afford a new tablet, as mine is a few years old and starting to act up.
The prices are as follows:
20 USD for a single pokemayan
30 USD for a pokemayan and one evolution
40 USD for a pokemayan and two evolutions
message me if interested!
As of now I’m opening up 10 slots, payment upfront through paypal.
THESE ARE A-FREAKING-MAZING. GO ON THIS TUMBLR AND SEE THE REST.
But…but…but…ticket quotas don’t exist anywhere in America because the federal government bans them or something.
California state law apparently does ban them, but the LAPD still had (or perhaps still has) quotas.
I’m not trying to restart a big debate about this, but it’s grossly inaccurate to say they don’t exist at all in America simply because such and such locality bans them. As we see here, they existed in LA despite being banned in California. They may not exist everywhere, but they do exist in parts of America, legally or illegally, formally or informally.
I almost wanna tell racist white people don’t use a fire extinguisher since you hate black people oh or that hair brush or any of this other stuff
Worth a reblog!!!
What they “neglect” to teach
I knew peanut butter was an African dish.
And this is the short list! Love my smart black people.
My personal favorite: the Super Soaker, invented by nuclear physicist Lonnie Johnson, 1982
a man put his penis in my hand last night, while we were dancing, then asked to marry me. I am not an intravenous drug user. Sorry that was a lie. I have to go to work soon///// feed my grandparents. I am not okay with any of this. Wait Both sets of grandparents are in my house, I am heavily drugged, SOS. Also I think I may have picked up aids, from an almond my friend threw into my eye while we were inside the filthy bar. Also there is a number on my leg and I dont know how it go there. Do I looked concerned. LAst night started as an innocent 18th bday bash. How do I do this
sorry, further update, as my grandparents were pulling down the drive to leave, I dry retched in the direction of the gardener who suddenly turned up to cut hedge we just dressed with lights (good). Can you see what is going on here. There are 6 different people in my home who do not belong. I do not even know what is going on, can someone please send direction. Dont ask me why I have time to type this all out. Just help me get out of this mess. OKAYYY
I really consider the “Libertarian Party” an ABSOLUTE FAILURE based on these two observations
- The voter percentages the LP has received in the last 10 presidential elections.
- The staggering amount of people who call themselves “Libertarians” and yet know absolutely nothing of libertarianism outside of the party.
There’s a party?